James is getting a bit frustrated shut up here, he tries not to show it but I can tell -- also, Dumbledore's still got his Invisibility Cloak, so no chance of little excursions. If you could visit, it would cheer him up so much.
COSMO SEX TIP #8329
Instead of moaning during climax say “Flash 9 required for audio”.
i want leonardo dicaprio to be nominated for an oscar for the great gatsby and i want him to win but if he doesn’t, i want him to just go
and walk onto the stage, take the statue and walk out completely calmly and everyone else just lets him
you know when this pops up and ur like shit has it been 4 hours already
You call yourself Doctor. Why do you do that? You have a name. I’ve seen it. In one corner of that tiny…
when i’m old i’m going to say “or as they said in my day “yolo swag””
how do I explain to my boyfriend that i have telephone phobia and I hate talking on the phone? He’ll think I’m a freak… I’m okay with texting, but he always calls me like 17times a day and asks why i turn my phone off..
we all have that one follower who we want to sexually destroy
“Why couldn’t God make me Elvis?”
“‘Cause he was saving you for John Lennon!”