Lily's diary
James is getting a bit frustrated shut up here, he tries not to show it but I can tell -- also, Dumbledore's still got his Invisibility Cloak, so no chance of little excursions. If you could visit, it would cheer him up so much.

3 hours ago on May 25th, 2013 | 657 notes

rickonstarkling:

in life and in death

3 hours ago on May 25th, 2013 | 14,276 notes

COSMO SEX TIP #8329

arekelly:

Instead of moaning during climax say “Flash 9 required for audio”.

4 hours ago on May 25th, 2013 | 49,539 notes

bradburythequeen:

i want leonardo dicaprio to be nominated for an oscar for the great gatsby and i want him to win but if he doesn’t, i want him to just go

“No.”

and walk onto the stage, take the statue and walk out completely calmly and everyone else just lets him

4 hours ago on May 24th, 2013 | 41,776 notes

fckyeahphan:

you know when this pops up and ur like shit has it been 4 hours already

image

5 hours ago on May 24th, 2013 | 51,802 notes

You call yourself Doctor. Why do you do that? You have a name. I’ve seen it. In one corner of that tiny…

5 hours ago on May 24th, 2013 | 4,332 notes

pityreblogs:

when i’m old i’m going to say “or as they said in my day “yolo swag””

5 hours ago on May 24th, 2013 | 38,224 notes

how do I explain to my boyfriend that i have telephone phobia and I hate talking on the phone? He’ll think I’m a freak… I’m okay with texting, but he always calls me like 17times a day and asks why i turn my phone off..

5 hours ago on May 24th, 2013 | 2 notes

exp0rted:

we all have that one follower who we want to sexually destroy

6 hours ago on May 24th, 2013 | 8,165 notes

“Why couldn’t God make me Elvis?”“‘Cause he was saving you for John Lennon!”

“Why couldn’t God make me Elvis?”
“‘Cause he was saving you for John Lennon!”

6 hours ago on May 24th, 2013 | 786 notes